6 Jokes For Lash

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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I tried to compliment my friend's eyelashes, but I blinked and missed the opportunity.
I accidentally grabbed my wife's eyelash curler instead of my nutcracker. I've been trying to apologize, but she won't look me in the eye!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I tried to tell a joke about lashes, but it didn't have enough impact. It was a bit of a lash in the pan.
Why did the mascara break up with the eyelash? It just couldn't handle the drama!
I asked my friend if he needed help applying mascara. He said, 'No, I've got it all under control.

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