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Fake lashes are like the chameleons of the beauty world. They can go from "Hello, I’m here to slay" to "Oh no, I’m about to fly away" in just a blink.
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You know what's ironic? When you put on mascara to enhance your lashes, but end up spending half the day trying not to sneeze, blink too hard, or stand too close to a slight breeze in fear of the aftermath.
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Why do lashes always seem to rebel against the direction you want them to go? It’s like they have their own GPS system, and it’s programmed for chaos.
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Does anyone else feel like their mascara is running a marathon by midday? I swear, my lash game starts off strong in the morning, but by lunch, it’s like they’re training for the waterproof Olympics.
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Lashes are like the VIP section for your eyes. The longer and more luxurious they are, the more exclusive the view becomes.
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I envy people with naturally long lashes. They can blink and create a breeze. I blink, and it’s like a gentle exhale.
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Trying to curl my lashes is like attempting origami with rebellious paper strips. It's all about finesse until someone loses an eye.
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Have you ever accidentally glued your lashes together while applying falsies? It's the ultimate “I blinked and now I’m in trouble” situation.
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The struggle is real when you get something in your eye and your lash becomes this undercover agent on a mission to take it out. It's like, "Alright, Mr. Lash, you had one job!
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