5 Jokes For Lash

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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The Fashionista's Dilemma

Trying to keep up with the latest lash trends
These fake lashes are like relationships. They look great at first, but halfway through the night, they start peeling off and leave you feeling exposed.

The Mascara Meltdown

Dealing with mascara mishaps
Mascara's like that friend who promises to stick around through thick and thin. Yet the moment things get emotional, it starts running.

The Early Riser's Quandary

The struggle of morning routines and lash maintenance
They say "the early bird gets the worm." Well, this early bird spends 20 minutes just trying to get her lashes to agree on a direction.

The Allergic Adventure

Battling allergic reactions to lash products
My friend said I should try a hypoallergenic lash adhesive. Now my lashes stay put, but my bank account is having an allergic reaction.

The Salon Saga

Enduring the trials of lash extensions
I asked for lashes that scream 'flirty,' but I think my technician misheard and gave me ones that scream 'spidery.' I've been scaring arachnophobes all week.

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