7 Jokes For Knocked Up

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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Being pregnant is like playing hide and seek. You're hiding snacks, and the baby is seeking them!
Pregnancy is the one time you'll hear a woman say, 'I'm literally growing a human inside me!' and not be talking about breakfast!
Pregnancy is nature's way of making you ready for sleepless nights even before the baby arrives!
Being pregnant is a nine-month crash course in patience and unconditional love, with extra credit for dealing with weird cravings!
Pregnancy brain is real! My wife asked me to buy baby spinach, and I came home with a toy for our dog!
Pregnancy teaches you that you can love someone you've never met more than anything else in the world.
Pregnancy is the ultimate test in 'expecting the unexpected'—from kicks and cravings to sudden naps anywhere!

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