7+ Best One Liners Jokes For knocked up

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I told my wife she should embrace her pregnancy. She just gave me a bear hug!

I'm really excited to be a dad, but my wife is more expecting than I am!

I asked my pregnant friend if she's having a boy or a girl. She said, 'I'm hoping for a puppy!

My wife's pregnancy cravings are so wild, I'm half expecting her to ask for a pizza topped with ice cream and pickles!

I'm preparing for fatherhood by trying to nap whenever and wherever possible. I call it 'strategic sleep planning'!

My wife's pregnancy glow is so radiant; I'm convinced she's secretly a firefly!

My wife's baby bump is like a built-in shelf. She's calling it her 'snack station'!

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