7 Jokes For Knocked Up

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her pregnancy. She just gave me a bear hug!
I'm really excited to be a dad, but my wife is more expecting than I am!
I asked my pregnant friend if she's having a boy or a girl. She said, 'I'm hoping for a puppy!
My wife's pregnancy cravings are so wild, I'm half expecting her to ask for a pizza topped with ice cream and pickles!
I'm preparing for fatherhood by trying to nap whenever and wherever possible. I call it 'strategic sleep planning'!
My wife's pregnancy glow is so radiant; I'm convinced she's secretly a firefly!
My wife's baby bump is like a built-in shelf. She's calling it her 'snack station'!

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