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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the pregnant grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
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Why was the math book sad when it found out it was pregnant? It had too many problems!
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Why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at concealing their pregnancy!
Being 'knocked up' is like a cosmic game of 'Let's Make a Deal' where the prize is sleepless nights and dirty diapers!
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I've realized that 'knocked up' is the only situation where gaining weight, weird cravings, and mood swings are not only accepted but expected!
Getting 'knocked up' is like signing up for the world's longest marathon without ever training for it!
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I’ve realized that being 'knocked up' is when suddenly everyone around you is an expert on parenting, and they're not afraid to tell you about it!
Being 'knocked up' turns every shopping trip into a quest for things you didn’t know existed, but suddenly can't live without!
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I’ve realized that being 'knocked up' is like being enrolled in the University of Parenthood with a crash course in 'No Sleep 101'!
When someone's 'knocked up,' it's the only time congratulations and panic sound eerily similar!
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You know you're 'knocked up' when your idea of a romantic evening is arguing over baby names and which color onesies are more stylish!
When someone's 'knocked up,' it's like winning the lottery, except instead of cash, you get an 18-year-long VIP pass to parenthood!
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You know you’re 'knocked up' when the phrase 'sleep like a baby' becomes the ultimate punchline of every joke you've ever heard about sleep!
Being 'knocked up' is like being signed up for a 9-month subscription box, but you have no idea what's inside!
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I heard someone say they got 'knocked up,' and I thought, Well, that's one way to prove you read the fine print on the warranty!
Being 'knocked up' turns every meal into a gamble: Will it stay down or make a surprise reappearance?
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You know you’re 'knocked up' when your wardrobe goes from stylish to 'stretchy pants chic' in record time!
Expecting a baby is like ordering a new roommate you can't kick out for 18 years!
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You know, when someone says they're 'knocked up,' I'm always tempted to ask, Is that a promotion or an eviction notice?
Getting 'knocked up' is the ultimate 'DIY' project where the instruction manual is in a language you've never heard of!
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I’ve realized that 'knocked up' is the only scenario where 'It's a boy!' and 'It's a girl!' sound equally terrifying and exciting!
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