5 Jokes For Knocked Up

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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Anxious Partner

Coping with the sudden life changes.
I thought I was prepared for anything until I discovered that preparing for a baby involves assembling more furniture than an IKEA employee.

Unprepared Future Grandparent

Grappling with the shock and excitement of becoming a grandparent.
Being a grandparent-to-be is like going back to school—you forgot half the lessons, but you're excited to brush up on the newest edition of parenting.

Expectant Father

Dealing with the impending responsibility.
I've realized becoming a dad means entering a secret society where the only secret is that no one really knows what they're doing.

Overwhelmed Friend

Trying to support while feeling clueless.
Helping a friend through pregnancy is a bit like navigating a minefield, except the mines are mood swings and the explosions are sudden cravings.

Nosy Relatives

The invasion of personal space and advice overload.
When you're expecting, it's like signing up for a free trial that automatically enrolls you in a lifetime subscription to unsolicited advice.

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