6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For kirk

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Why did Captain Kirk bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Captain Kirk started a gardening club on the Enterprise. The first rule? Only plant in Spock-t!'

I challenged Captain Kirk to a race in space. He said, 'Sure, but I'll always be one step ahead – at warp speed!

Why did Captain Kirk bring a red shirt to the poker game? In case he needed to 'deck' the cards!

Captain Kirk's fitness tip: 'Engage' your core during warp speed!'

What's Captain Kirk's favorite dance move? The moonwalk – in zero gravity!'

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