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Why did Captain Kirk break up with his date on the starship? She had too much space between her ears!'
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Why did Captain Kirk start a band on the starship? He wanted to explore the 'final frontear' of music!
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What did Captain Kirk say to the rebellious crew member? 'You're on a Starfleet diet – no Kling-ons!
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I asked Captain Kirk if he was good at hide-and-seek. He said, 'I excel at 'space'ial hiding!
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Why did Captain Kirk apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to explore the final crumb-tier!
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I asked Captain Kirk if he knew any jokes about the moon. He said, 'Eh, they're all a little 'spacey'!
Kirk's Captainly Fashion Sense
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Have you seen Captain Kirk's wardrobe? It's like he raided the clearance section of a space-themed thrift store. I asked him about it, and he said, I like my fashion like I like my space travel - boldly going where no man has gone before, with questionable choices.
Kirk's Musical Talents
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Captain Kirk is a closet musician. He tried to start a band on the Enterprise, but it turns out his rendition of Space Oddity was just too odd for the crew. I guess Major Tom wasn't ready for a duet with Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk's Interstellar Dating Guide
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So, I heard Captain Kirk wrote a book on interstellar dating. Yeah, it's called Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before... And Leaving Before Breakfast. Turns out, warp speed isn't the only thing he likes to accelerate.
Kirk's Starship Cuisine
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Captain Kirk is a real culinary innovator. I mean, have you heard about his signature dish? It's called Klingon Quesadillas. Apparently, the key ingredient is diplomacy, but the secret ingredient is just a little bit of fear.
Kirk's Spock-tacular Pranks
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I found out Captain Kirk loves playing pranks on Spock. He once replaced all the logic circuits on the Enterprise with whoopee cushions. I guess even in the future, bathroom humor is still a universal constant.
Kirk's Haunted Starship
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Captain Kirk thinks the Enterprise is haunted. He keeps hearing strange noises in the middle of the night. Turns out, it's just the replicator making ghostly sounds because someone forgot to refill the coffee beans.
Kirk's Holodeck Mishaps
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I heard Captain Kirk spends a lot of time in the holodeck. Last week, he accidentally created a scenario where he had to choose between fighting 100 duck-sized Klingons or one horse-sized Tribble. Let's just say the janitorial staff is still finding Tribble fur in unexpected places.
Kirk's Alien Stand-up Comedy
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Did you know Captain Kirk tried stand-up comedy on an alien planet? Yeah, they didn't get his jokes. Apparently, humor is a lot like warp speed—some civilizations just haven't discovered it yet.
Kirk's Time-Traveling Adventures
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Captain Kirk claims he once time-traveled to the 21st century. He said adjusting to our technology was tough. I asked him what was the most challenging part, and he said, Figuring out how to use a touch screen with butter on my fingers.
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