4 Jokes For Kirk

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Updated on: Jul 23 2024

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So, Kirk decided to get fit, join a gym, and become a health enthusiast. He walks into the gym wearing a superhero t-shirt, ready to unleash his inner beast. But here's the thing – his workout routine is more like a comedy routine.
He starts by lifting the lightest dumbbells
Let's talk about Kirk's dating life. Kirk recently joined a dating app, and his profile picture is him holding a fish. Classic move, right? But here's the catch – pun intended – Kirk doesn't even like fish! He just borrowed it from a friend for the photo op.
I asked
You ever notice how people's names can be misleading? Take my buddy Kirk, for instance. Kirk sounds like a guy who conquers galaxies or captains a starship, right? But no, my Kirk conquers only one thing - the kitchen, and not in a good way.
I went over to his
Fashion, my friends, is an art, and Kirk is a living masterpiece. I swear, he's like a walking fashion don't. One day, he walked into a party wearing a Hawaiian shirt, plaid pants, and socks with sandals. I asked him if he lost a bet, and he said, "Nah, this

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