7+ Best One Liners Jokes For kirk

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I asked Captain Kirk if he was a morning person. He said, 'No, I'm more of a Nebula-riser!

Captain Kirk went to the doctor with a sore back. The doctor said, 'You have a bad case of Klingon-itis!

What's Captain Kirk's favorite dessert? Comet sherbet!

What's Captain Kirk's favorite social media platform? Spacebook!

I told Captain Kirk I had a great joke about his ship, but he said, 'Don't Enterprise too much.

Captain Kirk tried to organize a barbecue on the Enterprise. Unfortunately, he couldn't find a grill that could handle the heat of re-entry!

Why did Captain Kirk bring a pencil to space? In case he needed to draw his phasers!'

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