7 Ki Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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What did one kiwi say to the other during a race? 'I'm feeling a bit peckish!'
What do you call a nervous kiwi? A fruit basket case!
Why did the kiwi bring a ladder to the store? It wanted to reach the top shelf-ki!
What did the kiwi say to the pineapple who lost its way? 'You're really a-maze-ing!'
Why did the kiwi call a handyman? It had a bunch of seeds that needed fixing!
What's a kiwi's favorite dance move? The fruit twist!
Why did the kiwi join a band? It wanted to be the 'lead' singer!

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