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Ki" is like the ninja of texting. It sneaks into your messages, leaves a mark, and disappears. You blink, and suddenly your friend is responding with a single, silent "ki." I didn't know we were communicating through smoke signals.
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Ki" is the VIP of text messages. Very Ignored Person. It's like the bouncer at the club of communication, deciding who gets in and who's left waiting outside in the read receipts.
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I tried sending "ki" to my boss after a meeting once. Turns out, it doesn't work so well in the professional world. Who knew the corporate ladder wasn't climbable with a two-letter step?
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Ki" is the text equivalent of a conversation door slam. It's so dismissive. If life had a texting manual, "ki" would be listed under the chapter titled "How to End a Chat Without Actually Ending It.
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Using "ki" is the ultimate multitasking move. You can dismiss someone while ordering pizza and scrolling through cat memes simultaneously. It's the epitome of efficiency.
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Ki" has this magical ability to turn any conversation awkward. Your friend spills their guts about their breakup, and you're just there like, "ki." It's the emoji for emotional discomfort.
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If "ki" were a superpower, it would be invisibility. You send it, and suddenly, you're nowhere to be found. Ghosting, but make it subtle.
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You ever notice how "ki" is the shortest possible text response? Someone sends you a paragraph, pouring their heart out, and you hit them with that "ki." It's like you're not just abbreviating words; you're abbreviating friendships!
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I tried using "ki" with my grandparents once. They thought it was a newfangled code for knitting instructions. Now, I've got a scarf that's three feet too long, and they're expecting a reply in Morse code or something.
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