5 Ki Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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Ki in the Kitchen

When Ki becomes the culinary dictator
Ever notice how kiwi is like the rebel of the fruit bowl? It's the one fruit that doesn't want to be a conformist. It's like, "I'm not just a fruit; I'm a lifestyle choice!

Ki in the Gym

Ki's rebellion against being a fitness trend
Ki yoga is a thing now. I attempted it, but the ki kept rolling away. I guess my balance isn't as fruit-friendly as I thought.

Ki in Technology

When Ki takes over as the tech guru
Ki said it's the new password trend. I tried changing mine to "Kiwi123," but now I can't remember if it's a fruit or a password.

Ki in Relationships

When Ki becomes the third wheel
Kiwi tried to set me up on a date, but it ended up being a fruity disaster. I guess Kiwi's matchmaking skills are a bit too tangy for my taste.

Ki at the Spa

Ki's protest against becoming a beauty treatment
They told me ki hair masks are a thing. I said, "I'd rather not turn my head into a tropical smoothie. I'm good with regular shampoo, thanks!

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