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What did Kelly do when she found out she was a ghost in a play? She booed!
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Why did Kelly bring a baseball bat to the restaurant? To 'strike' up a conversation!
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Why did Kelly take a clock to the dance? She wanted to 'tick-tock' the night away!
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Why did Kelly bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Kelly, the Social Media Guru
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Kelly is obsessed with social media. She posts every moment of her life online. I asked her, Why do you do that? She said, Because if it's not on social media, did it really happen? Kelly, I went to the bathroom this morning; should I tweet about it?
Kelly, the Human Alarm Clock
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You know, I have this friend, Kelly, who's like a human alarm clock. Every time she tries to wake you up, it's like she's auditioning for a horror movie. Wake up, it's morning! It's not morning; it's a zombie apocalypse, and Kelly's leading the charge.
Kelly's Fashion Statements
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Kelly has a unique sense of fashion. She once wore mismatched shoes and claimed it was the latest trend. I asked her, What's the fashion statement? She said, It's called 'confused chic.' Kelly, I think my grandma called it 'not paying attention.
Kelly's Cooking: A Culinary Adventure
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Kelly invited me over for dinner, and I was excited until I saw her cooking. I asked her what was in the pot, and she said, I call it 'experimental cuisine.' Kelly, we call that 'ordering takeout.
Kelly, the Thrill Seeker
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Kelly loves thrill-seeking activities. She convinced me to go bungee jumping. Mid-air, I hear her shout, This is exhilarating! I screamed, Kelly, it's supposed to be fun, not an adjective lesson!
Kelly's Superpower: Misplacing Things
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Kelly has this superpower of misplacing things. I once asked her where my keys were, and she said, Think of it as a treasure hunt. Kelly, I'm late for work; I don't have time for pirate games!
Kelly and GPS: A Love-Hate Relationship
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I tried using Kelly as my GPS once. Big mistake. She was like, Turn left, and I ended up in a cornfield. I didn't know Kelly was a fan of off-road adventures. I asked her, Are we there yet? She said, Define 'there.'
Kelly's DIY Disasters
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Kelly is into DIY projects. Last week, she tried to fix her sink. I walked in, and there was water everywhere. I asked, What happened? She said, I fixed the leak by creating a flood. It's called 'creative plumbing.'
Kelly's Fitness Regimen
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Kelly is into fitness, but her approach is unique. She told me she does yoga to connect with her inner self. I said, Kelly, your inner self is probably doing sit-ups, wondering when you'll catch up.
Kelly's Pet Dilemma
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Kelly got a pet fish because it's low-maintenance. But every time I visit, she's having a deep conversation with it. I asked, Kelly, do you really think your fish understands English? She said, Of course not. I'm teaching it fish language. It's a cultural exchange.
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