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Kelly has this uncanny ability to spill something on themselves within the first five minutes of wearing a new shirt. It's like the shirt is a magnet for coffee, ketchup, or whatever else is nearby. I'm starting to think they have a secret mission to stain every piece of clothing they own.
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Have you ever seen Kelly try to parallel park? It's like witnessing a live comedy show on the streets. There's the awkward back-and-forth, the exaggerated hand gestures, and the collective prayers of pedestrians hoping their cars remain unscathed. Kelly, maybe invest in some parking lessons.
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You ever notice how Kelly is always the first to suggest a group activity but magically disappears when it's time to plan or organize it? It's like they have a sixth sense for dodging responsibilities. "Let's go hiking this weekend!" Sure, Kelly, you organize it, and we'll see if it happens.
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You know you're with Kelly at a buffet when they approach the dessert section with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store. It's like they're on a mission to try every dessert on the planet. I'm just here hoping they leave some for the rest of us!
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Kelly's definition of "I'll be ready in five minutes" is a time warp that defies all laws of physics. Twenty minutes later, they emerge, looking fabulous, while the rest of us are contemplating the mysteries of the universe in the waiting room.
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Kelly's the type of person who sets three alarms in the morning but still manages to oversleep. I swear, it's like those alarms have a secret snooze button that only Kelly knows about. Maybe it's time for an alarm with a morning coffee dispenser.
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Kelly's the only person I know who can turn a simple shopping trip into a quest for the perfect deal. They'll spend hours comparing prices, checking for online coupons, and calculating potential discounts. I'm just here trying not to buy everything I see impulsively.
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You ever notice how everyone has that one friend, Kelly, who's always the last one to finish their meal? I mean, we're all sitting there, done eating, and Kelly's still savoring each bite like it's a culinary masterpiece. Dude, it's just pizza, not a five-star dining experience!
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Ever lend your phone to Kelly for a minute? Good luck getting it back anytime soon. They're on a scrolling adventure through your entire photo gallery, reminiscing about that one time you went to a random zoo three years ago. Kelly, please, I need my phone back, and I don't need a trip down memory lane.
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