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The Overzealous Friend
Kelly always one-ups everyone.
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Last year, I got Kelly a thoughtful birthday gift, a personalized mug. Kelly returned the favor this year with a trip to space. Apparently, personalized mugs are so last season. Thanks, Kelly, I hope there's WiFi on the moon.
The Procrastinator
Kelly puts off everything until the last minute.
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Kelly's approach to work deadlines is legendary. I asked, "How do you manage?" Kelly said, "Easy, I extend the deadline in my mind until the last possible moment." I'm just waiting for the day when Kelly tries to extend the deadline for paying bills.
The Eternal Optimist
Kelly sees the bright side in everything.
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I told Kelly I had the flu, and Kelly responds, "Think of it as a forced vacation for your immune system." Kelly, the only vacation my immune system wants is from your relentless positivity.
The Fitness Fanatic
Kelly is obsessed with the latest fitness trends.
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Kelly's fitness tracker is so advanced; it not only counts steps but also judges your life choices. I took it off after it sent me a notification saying, "Really? Elevator instead of stairs?" Kelly, I don't need judgment; I need an escalator.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Kelly believes in the wildest conspiracy theories.
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According to Kelly, the gym is infiltrated by lizard people disguised as fitness trainers. I tried telling Kelly it's just people trying to stay in shape, but Kelly insists they've seen them shed their skin in the locker room.
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