7 Jokes For Judge

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Updated on: Nov 18 2024

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I asked the judge if my jokes were in contempt. He said, 'Only if they're bad enough to make the jury laugh!
The judge asked the snail why it was so late to court. It said, 'I take things at my own pace, your Honor!
The judge told me I was being charged with being too handsome. I pleaded guilty.
I asked the judge if he was a football fan. He said, 'I prefer to avoid unnecessary penalties!
I told the judge I was broke. He gave me a fine example.
I asked the judge if I could appeal my parking ticket. He said, 'You have the right to remain silent, not the right to park illegally.
The judge asked the horse if it was guilty. It said, 'Neigh, your Honor!

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