5 Jokes For Judge

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 18 2024

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The Sarcastic Defendant

Using sarcasm to navigate through the legal process
The judge asked, 'Do you understand the seriousness of this?' I replied, 'Your Honor, I've seen crime shows; this is just the season finale!'

The Accidental Comedian

Unintentionally making the judge and the courtroom burst into laughter
The judge asked if I had an alibi. I replied, 'Your Honor, I was too busy binge-watching courtroom dramas to commit any real crimes!'

The Forgetful Witness

Forgetting crucial details and trying to cover it up
The judge asked, 'Did you see the suspect?' I said, 'Your Honor, I'm short-sighted, I can barely see my own hand in front of my face, let alone a suspect!'

The Anxious Defendant

Feeling nervous and trying to impress the judge
When the judge asked how I plea, I said 'Your Honor, I plead not guilty to parallel parking under the influence!'

The Overconfident Lawyer

Trying to outsmart the judge with a witty comeback
The judge said, 'Don't play smart with me!' I said, 'Your Honor, playing smart is the only game I know. Want to join?'

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