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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever thought about what happens when politicians pass away? I mean, they spend their whole lives in the political ring, and then what? Well, I recently read about John McCain, you know, the Maverick himself. Apparently, his ghost is still wandering around Washington, D.C. I can just imagine him haunting Capitol Hill, giving ghostly advice to confused senators. "You know, back in my day, we didn't filibuster with ghost stories!" Seems like even in the afterlife, politicians can't resist the urge to keep the debate going. I bet his ghost is still trying to reach across the aisle, but now it's more like reaching across the ethereal plane. I can picture him haunting the Senate chambers, shouting, "Can we get a bipartisan agreement on the dress code for ghosts? It's a bit drafty in here!
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So, I heard that even the campaign trail isn't safe from the supernatural. John McCain's ghost is reportedly making appearances on the campaign trail, giving candidates advice. Imagine being a candidate and getting campaign tips from a ghost. "You see, my friends, in my day, we didn't have Twitter. We had carrier pigeons, and they were faster!" I can just see it now, candidates setting up séances to get that coveted endorsement from the beyond. "Vote for me, endorsed by John McCain's ghost! He's been dead for years, but his political instincts are still spot on." I guess it's a new kind of swing state – the swing between the living and the dead.
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So, I found out that John McCain's ghost has hired a ghostwriter to pen his memoir from the other side. Now, that's a tough job. Imagine trying to capture the essence of a political career when your client is floating through walls. "In Chapter 5, we'll discuss the time I filibustered a haunted bill. It was truly a bipartisan effort – both the living and the dead voted against it." I can just see the ghostwriter struggling to meet deadlines. "Sorry, John, the manuscript got a bit delayed. You try typing with ghostly fingers; it's like playing the piano without the keys!" But hey, if the book becomes a bestseller, we'll know who to thank – the ghostwriter and the ghostwriter's ghostwriter.
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You know, they say even in the afterlife, politicians can't let go of their party affiliations. I imagine John McCain's ghost attending ghostly political fundraisers, trying to raise spectral dollars for his favorite causes. "I'm telling you, we need more ectoplasmic infrastructure!" And don't even get me started on ghostly political debates. I bet they're more spirited than ever. Picture this: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's debate features Abraham Lincoln, JFK, and John McCain. The moderator is Casper the Friendly Ghost. It's a bipartisan séance showdown!
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