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Why did John McCain bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to reach across the aisle!
Political Bumper Stickers
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I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, Honk if you miss John McCain. I honked, and the guy in front of me gave me the finger. I guess he's more of a Ron Paul fan.
McCain's Secret Talent
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Did you know John McCain had a secret talent? Yeah, he could make a bipartisan sandwich. It had equal parts left and right, with a dash of compromise. The kind of sandwich you eat when you want your taste buds and your political views to find common ground.
McCain's Twitter Password
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I bet John McCain's Twitter password was something like BipartisanHero123. No wonder he never got hacked; no one in Congress could remember that many characters.
McCain's Self-Help Book
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I found a self-help book allegedly written by John McCain: Straight Talk on How to Survive a Caucus. Chapter one: How to Smile Through a Filibuster Without Losing Your Cool.
McCain's Ghost Haunting Congress
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You know John McCain's spirit still lingers in Congress? Yeah, every time there's a disagreement, you can hear a faint voice saying, Can we just come together for the good of the country, folks?
McCain's Karaoke Choices
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John McCain loved karaoke. His favorite song to sing? Sweet Caroline. I guess even in politics, everyone loves belting out, Ba, ba, baaa!
John McCain's GPS
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You know, I heard John McCain had his own GPS system. Yeah, it's called the Maverick Navi. It gives directions like, Make a left turn, but feel free to change your mind halfway through and go rogue.
McCain's Coffee Order
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I read somewhere that John McCain loved his coffee. His favorite order? Give me a venti with extra liberty and a sprinkle of bipartisan compromise. That's a tall order, John.
McCain's Halloween Costume
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I heard John McCain's favorite Halloween costume was a bipartisan ghost. You know, he'd show up at the door, and no matter what you said, he'd agree with you.
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