5 Jokes About John Mccain

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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John McCain Playing Video Games

John McCain trying to play video games
John McCain playing a racing game is a sight to behold. He's yelling, "I've flown fighter jets faster than this! Where's the afterburner button?

John McCain at a Fast Food Drive-Thru

John McCain ordering at a fast food drive-thru
Imagine McCain at the drive-thru speaker: "Can I get a large soda?" Speaker: "Is that for here or to go?" McCain: "This is America, son. It's always to go!

John McCain at a Stand-up Comedy Show

John McCain attending a stand-up comedy show
Imagine John McCain heckling a comedian: "I've been in tougher crowds in Congress!" The comedian responds, "Well, at least here, you can't filibuster my jokes!

John McCain at a Coffee Shop

John McCain navigating a coffee shop
I saw John McCain at Starbucks the other day. He ordered a venti coffee and then asked, "Is this big enough to fit democracy in it?

John McCain at a Spa

John McCain experiencing a spa day
John McCain in a spa is like a senator in a bubble bath. He's surrounded by bubbles, thinking, "This is the only time I can say I'm truly bipartisan.

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