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Why did the tomato turn to jitsu? It wanted to ketchup on self-defense techniques!
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Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the jitsu tournament? Because he wanted to take his skills to the next level!
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Why did the martial artist break up with their partner? They were tired of all the jitsu in the relationship!
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Why did the scarecrow become a jitsu master? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Haunted House Self-Defense Jitsu
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Living in a haunted house is a unique experience. Forget about karate, you need haunted house self-defense jitsu. It's a black belt in dodging flying objects and pretending you're not scared when the lights flicker. Oh, that slamming door? Just a breeze. Ghosts need exercise too.
Ghostly Job Interviews and Resume Jitsu
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I imagine ghost job interviews are wild. So, what's your experience in haunting? Well, I've been scaring the living daylights out of people for centuries. That's some impressive resume jitsu. I can't even get a callback, and they've got a millennia of haunting under their ethereal belts.
Ghostly Fashion Shows and Invisible Wardrobe Jitsu
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I attended a ghostly fashion show. Let me tell you, the invisible wardrobe jitsu was on point. Models were strutting their stuff in outfits you couldn't see, and the audience was applauding like they had X-ray vision. It's the future of fashion – or should I say, the lack of it.
Dating a Ghost and the Art of Text Jitsu
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I tried dating a ghost once. Let me tell you, the communication skills were hauntingly bad. It's all about text jitsu – deciphering those floating messages like some spectral cryptogram. Is that an 'I love you' or 'I'll haunt you'? I can never tell with these ghostly emojis.
Ghostly Cooking Shows and Paranormal Recipe Jitsu
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I was watching a ghostly cooking show. Forget about regular recipes; they've got paranormal recipe jitsu. Add a pinch of ghost pepper, a dash of ethereal essence, and voila – the perfect spectral soufflé. Now I'm just waiting for a haunted taste tester to give it the afterlife seal of approval.
Haunted Comedy Clubs and Phantom Laughter Jitsu
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I performed at a haunted comedy club last night. The audience had mastered phantom laughter jitsu. You'd tell a joke, and there'd be this eerie laughter, but you couldn't tell if they were genuinely amused or just practicing their ghostly chuckles. Tough crowd – or should I say, tough cloud of souls.
Gym Ghosts and Treadmill Jitsu
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I went to a haunted gym the other day. These ghosts were next-level fit. They've mastered treadmill jitsu – running through walls, disappearing for a set, and reappearing to bench-press the ectoplasm out of you. Forget about personal trainers; get yourself a ghost workout buddy.
Ghost Writers and Spectral Penmanship Jitsu
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I hired a ghostwriter recently. Turns out, they're not just good with words; they've got spectral penmanship jitsu. My notes look like they were written by an otherworldly calligrapher. I asked for a joke, and they delivered it with a flourish of ghostly elegance.
Haunted GPS and Lost-in-the-Afterlife Jitsu
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I got this haunted GPS the other day. Instead of recalculating, it just says, You've reached your final destination. Talk about being lost-in-the-afterlife jitsu. I just wanted to find the nearest coffee shop, not get directions to the ghostly realm.
Ninja Ghosts and Netflix Jitsu
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You ever notice how ghosts are just like ninjas? Sneak up on you out of nowhere. I mean, you're just trying to watch Netflix, and suddenly you're in the middle of a supernatural jitsu attack. It's like, Hold on, Casper, I was just trying to binge-watch my favorite show, not summon spirits.
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