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We all have that one friend who thinks they've mastered the ancient art of "Kitchen Utensil Jitsu" every time they attempt to flip a pancake. It's like watching a clumsy ninja wielding a spatula.
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Pet owners, have you noticed how your furry friends have a sixth sense for "Sleep Interruption Jitsu"? The moment you get comfortable in bed, they summon the urge to go on a midnight adventure or demand attention.
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I think my GPS has a degree in "Confusing Directions Jitsu." It takes me through every back alley, detour, and cul-de-sac just to spice up my commute. I'm just trying to get to the grocery store, not navigate a labyrinth.
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Why is it that every time I try to assemble furniture, it turns into a battle between me and the elusive "Allen Wrench Jitsu"? I'm convinced these little tools have their own secret society.
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You ever notice how everyone suddenly becomes a martial arts expert when they talk about "self-defense jitsu"? Like, I'm pretty sure my cat has a black belt in "attack my feet while I'm sleeping" jitsu.
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Trying to untangle headphones should be an Olympic sport – I'd call it "Cord Untangling Jitsu." I've mastered the art of getting them more tangled while attempting to set them free.
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You know you're an adult when "Laundry-Folding Jitsu" becomes an essential skill. Forget nunchucks; give me a fitted sheet, and I'll show you some real ninja moves.
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I recently discovered my phone has a secret skill – it's a master of "Pocket Dial Jitsu." It can call people, send random emojis, and organize impromptu conference calls, all without my knowledge.
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Remember when we used to have regular doorbells? Now, it's like every neighbor owns a "Customized Ringtone Jitsu" system. I can't tell if someone's at the door or if the Ice Cream Truck Ninja is making a surprise visit.
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