7 Jokes For Jitsu

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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I asked my jitsu instructor if I could use a keyboard during class. He said, 'No, this is not Ctrl-Jitsu-Delete!
I challenged a ninja to a game of chess. He made one move and said, 'Checkmate-jitsu!
I told my friend I could do martial arts with my eyes closed. He asked, 'What style is that?' I said, 'Jitsu kidding!
I asked my jitsu instructor if he could teach me the art of surprise. He said, 'Sure, catch this unexpected punch!
I told my sensei I wanted to learn water jitsu. He handed me a squirt gun and said, 'Start with the basics!
I tried to learn origami jitsu, but it was too much folding for me. Now I'm stuck in a paper jam!
I tried to impress my crush with my jitsu skills, but she said, 'I'm more into pun-chlines than punch-kicks!

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