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Karate Kid's Lament
When the Karate Kid tries to impress everyone at the jitsu tournament
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I asked my sensei for advice on winning at jitsu. He said, "Just imagine your opponents as your in-laws. Suddenly, my roundhouse kicks had a whole new level of motivation.
The Jitsu Date Night
When a couple tries to spice up their relationship with jitsu moves
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My significant other tried to impress me with a jitsu move. Let's just say, it's hard to feel romantic when you're the landing pad for a failed ninja flip.
The Yoga Ninja
When a ninja tries to incorporate jitsu into their yoga routine
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My yoga instructor wasn't too thrilled with my new approach. She said, "We're trying to find inner peace, not throw our chakras at people." But hey, chakras hurt!
The Insecure Sensei
When the jitsu sensei isn't as confident as they should be
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Our sensei told us, "Believe in yourself, and you can achieve anything!" Then he spent the next 10 minutes trying to open a bag of chips without making too much noise. Confidence level: snacktime ninja.
The Overly Enthusiastic Jitsu Mom
When a mom becomes overly involved in her kid's jitsu classes
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I tried to impress the other parents with my jitsu skills, but they just looked at me like I was a misguided superhero in a grocery store. Note to self: Save the kicks for the dojo.
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