6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About internet dating

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I matched with an astronaut on a dating app. They said they could take me to the moon and back. I didn't realize it involved zero gravity dinners.

I matched with a chef on a dating app. They said they could cook up a perfect date. I didn't realize it involved a lot of seasoning.

I told my online date I'm not good with technology. They replied, 'It's okay, as long as you're good with emotions.

I told my online date I'm not good at multitasking. They said, 'Don't worry, I can carry the conversation and swipe for both of us.

I tried online dating, but I kept getting catfished. Turns out, I'm just not as photogenic as my dog.

My online date said they were looking for someone with a good sense of humor. So I showed them my dating profile.

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