5 Jokes About Internet Dating

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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The Catfish Detective

Trying to separate reality from the fishy online tales
I asked my date about her hobbies. She said, "I love skydiving." Turns out, her version of skydiving is binge-watching documentaries about airplanes. I guess she dives into the sky from her couch.

The Online Profile Picture Photographer

Balancing reality with Photoshop perfection
I asked the photographer if he could capture my essence. He said, "Sure, but first, let me just erase your existential crisis. No one wants to date a guy pondering the meaning of life in his profile pic.

The Overeager Emoji User

Communicating without words but maybe too many emojis
I told this guy, "Let's keep it casual." His response? A winking face, a heart, and a ring emoji. Dude, we haven't even met, and you're planning the wedding already? Slow down, we haven't even had the awkward first date yet.

The Algorithm Whisperer

Trying to decode the mysterious algorithms of online dating apps
I tried a dating app that claimed to find your perfect match based on music taste. I matched with someone, and our favorite song was "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do." Maybe the algorithm has a dark sense of humor.

The Date Planner Extraordinaire

Balancing creative date ideas with the fear of scaring someone away
I tried a themed date where we played detectives and solved a murder mystery. The conflict arose when my date accused me of being the murderer because I suggested the crime scene. Maybe I should stick to less criminal date ideas.

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