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Why did the internet dater bring a map to the date? They wanted to navigate the journey to love together.
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Why did the computer go on a date with a smartphone? They heard it had great compatibility.
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Why did the internet dater bring a calendar to the date? They wanted to schedule some future dates!
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Why did the internet dater bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard love is all about reaching new heights!
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Why did the computer ghost its date? It couldn't find a delete button for awkward situations.
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Why did the computer sign up for a dating site? It wanted to find its perfect match!
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Why did the online dater bring a pen to the date? In case they wanted to draw a connection!
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Why did the WiFi break up with the ethernet cable? It found a stronger connection online.
Internet Dating
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You ever try internet dating? It's like online shopping for a soulmate. But instead of reading product reviews, you're just hoping their profile picture isn't from 10 years and 20 pounds ago.
Zoomed Out Love
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Thanks to video calls, we now have virtual dates. It's like trying to connect through pixels and pixels of awkwardness. If love is blind, it's definitely nearsighted in 480p.
Catfish Chronicles
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I got catfished once. The person looked nothing like their profile picture. I thought I was meeting a model, but it turns out I was meeting someone who probably modeled for Before pictures in a weight loss ad.
Emoji Overload
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Communicating through emojis is the modern-day hieroglyphics of dating. If someone sends you an eggplant emoji, it either means they're a vegetarian or you're in for an interesting dinner invitation.
Profile Pic Magic
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People on dating apps are like wizards. They have this magical ability to make themselves look like they're on the cover of a magazine in one picture and then look like they've been hit by a truck in the next.
Swipe Right Regret
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I tried swiping right once, and now I'm stuck with someone who thinks a romantic dinner is ordering takeout and watching cat videos on YouTube. Thanks, algorithm, for finding my perfect match in laziness.
Ghosting Games
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Ever been ghosted? It's like trying to have a conversation with a magician who disappears right after the trick. One minute you're talking, the next minute you're left wondering if they were even real.
Textual Misadventures
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The trouble with texting is that it lacks tone. You could be telling someone you love them, and they'll reply with K. Are we having a conversation or is this a spelling bee? I need some emotion in those letters!
Unrealistic Expectations
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Dating apps have given us unreal expectations. I want a relationship like in the movies – where the couple faces challenges, overcomes obstacles, and in the end, the credits roll before they have to do the dishes.
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