4 Jokes About Internet Dating

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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Ever notice how internet dating makes everyone sound like a philosopher or an adventurer? You read these profiles, and it's like, "I'm not looking for a relationship; I'm on a quest for my soulmate in the enchanted forest of love."
And the bios! "I enjoy long walks on the beach,
Can we talk about ghosting? It's like one minute you're having a great conversation, and the next, they vanish into thin air. I'm starting to think there's a secret society of ghosts out there, holding meetings on how to disappear without a trace.
I tried ghosting once, but I'm too
Internet dating has turned us into amateur detectives. You know you're in too deep when you're zooming in on a profile picture, analyzing reflections in their sunglasses, and cross-referencing that with satellite imagery. "Okay, Brenda, let's see if your backyard matches up with Google Earth."
And catfishing? It's not just
You ever tried internet dating? Yeah, it's like online shopping for a soulmate. I mean, I remember when you had to awkwardly approach someone at a coffee shop, now you just swipe left or right like you're judging a talent show. It's like, "Sorry, Susan, you don't make the cut.

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