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Ever notice how internet dating makes everyone sound like a philosopher or an adventurer? You read these profiles, and it's like, "I'm not looking for a relationship; I'm on a quest for my soulmate in the enchanted forest of love." And the bios! "I enjoy long walks on the beach,
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Can we talk about ghosting? It's like one minute you're having a great conversation, and the next, they vanish into thin air. I'm starting to think there's a secret society of ghosts out there, holding meetings on how to disappear without a trace. I tried ghosting once, but I'm too
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Internet dating has turned us into amateur detectives. You know you're in too deep when you're zooming in on a profile picture, analyzing reflections in their sunglasses, and cross-referencing that with satellite imagery. "Okay, Brenda, let's see if your backyard matches up with Google Earth." And catfishing? It's not just
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You ever tried internet dating? Yeah, it's like online shopping for a soulmate. I mean, I remember when you had to awkwardly approach someone at a coffee shop, now you just swipe left or right like you're judging a talent show. It's like, "Sorry, Susan, you don't make the cut.
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