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I told my friend my computer screen is 15 inches. He said, 'That's just the resolution of your problems.
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I asked my friend how long he could procrastinate. He said, 'Give me an inch, I'll take a mile.
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I accidentally bought a ruler that measures in centimeters. That's a big letdown.
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I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't measure up to the competition. It was a short-lived career.
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My measuring tape broke, but I guess it's not the end of the world. It's just a little setback.
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I bought a belt with a ruler on it. Now I can measure my success one notch at a time.
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