5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For inches long

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Opening a gift and finding it's just a few inches big

Unwrapped my gift, and it was so small, I thought it was a stocking stuffer for an ant. Thanks for the generosity, Santa.

Accidentally shrinking things with a malfunctioning shrink ray

Accidentally used a shrink ray on my TV remote. Now I need a magnifying glass to change the channel. The struggle is real.

When your tape measure only goes a few inches before retracting

My tape measure is like my last relationship—promised a lot but only delivered a short distance.

When your sandwich is inches shorter than you expected

I asked for extra lettuce to compensate for the missing inches. Now it's a salad with commitment issues.

When your Wi-Fi signal is only strong within a few inches of the router

I've named my Wi-Fi signal 'Short-term commitment.' It's great close by, but once you leave the room, it's over.

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