5 Jokes For Inches Long

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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Why was the inch always happy? It saw the bigger picture in life.

I tried to measure my patience, but it was just an inchworm crawling along.

My pencil is 6 inches long. Some say it's pointless, but I beg to differ.

What did one inch say to the other? 'You really measure up!

My friend asked me to help measure his garden. I told him I'm not really a yardstick kind of guy.

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