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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a baker, it's because my idea of a perfect loaf is the one I buy at the store.
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a poet, it's because rhyming is a crime, and I refuse to be an accomplice!
If you're reading this and can't find your glasses, they're probably on your head. You're welcome.
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a mind reader, well, that's just not in my book of tricks!
If you're reading this and expecting a profound life lesson, here it is: Never microwave your phone. It won't improve the signal!
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a pilot, it's because my career took off in a different direction!
If you're reading this and trying to fold a fitted sheet, congratulations on attempting the impossible!
If you're reading this and believe that laughter is the best medicine, you clearly haven't tried chocolate!
If you're reading this and trying to understand women, good luck. I've been married for 10 years and I'm still decoding the manual!
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a chef, it's because my signature dish is 'Reservations'.
If you're reading this and procrastinating, just remember: Time flies, but you're the pilot!
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a gardener, it's because I have a plant, and it's still alive. I'm basically a botanical genius!

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