7 Jokes For If You're Reading This

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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a magician, it's because my disappearing act only works when the laundry needs folding!
If you're reading this and thinking I'm not a superhero, you're absolutely correct. My cape is at the dry cleaner.
If you're reading this and think I'm not a morning person, you're right. I'm not a night person either. I'm more of an afternoon sloth!
If you're reading this and thinking I'm not a risk-taker, I once ate a piece of cake after the expiration date. Living on the edge!
If you're reading this and thinking I'm not funny, it's probably because my humor is on a need-to-laugh basis.
If you're reading this and wondering why I'm not a detective, it's because finding my keys is a real mystery!
If you're reading this and thinking I'm not good with math, you're wrong. I'm excellent at dividing snacks into equal portions.

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