7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i don't like

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I don't like Mondays. I think they were invented just to ruin the perfection of Sundays.

I don't like to shop, but when I do, it's like a competitive sport with my credit card.

I don't like to exercise, but I do enjoy a brisk walk... to the refrigerator.

I don't like to brag, but I do it exceptionally well.

I don't like to run, so I only do it when someone offers me chocolate.

I don't like cleaning, but I do it every day. Just kidding, I'm not that delusional.

I don't like telling secrets, but I'll make an exception if it involves pizza toppings.

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