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You know what I don't like? When you're in a hurry, and every traffic light suddenly decides to play the longest red light challenge. It's like they're all in cahoots, conspiring against my punctuality!
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You know what I don't like? When someone asks for your opinion, and then they proceed to tell you why you're wrong. Oh, thanks for the setup, Captain Contradiction!
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You know what I don't like? When you're watching a movie, and someone decides it's the perfect time to ask, "Who's that?" I don't know, Susan, I thought we were watching this together for the first time!
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You know what I don't like? When you're on a call, and the other person starts eating like they're auditioning for a role in a horror movie. Slurping and crunching, it's like a sound effects showcase!
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You know what I don't like? Those tiny pockets in women's jeans. What are they even for? Holding a single Tic Tac? Maybe a smidge of optimism?
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You know what I don't like? When you're at the grocery store, and someone stands way too close in the checkout line. Buddy, if I can smell your breakfast, you're too close!
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You know what I don't like? When you're trying to type a password and suddenly, your fingers decide to channel their inner tap dancer. Yeah, I definitely meant to type "*******," thanks for the jazzy remix!
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You know what I don't like? When you're about to sneeze, and then suddenly, it just disappears, leaving you in this weird limbo of facial contortions. It's like my body's playing peek-a-boo with a sneeze!
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You know what I don't like? When you're at a restaurant, and the waiter keeps coming back to ask how everything is, but they disappear when you actually need the check. It's like a magic act, but without the applause!
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