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I don't like to diet, but I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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I don't like wearing glasses, but they help me see things more clearly – especially the pizza menu.
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I don't like waiting in line. It's like time stands still, but the person in front of me is in fast-forward.
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I don't like to sing in the shower. I perform concerts with a live audience.
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I don't like watching scary movies. The only thing I'm afraid of is wasting my time on a bad film.
The 'I Don't Like' Chronicles
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So, I asked my therapist, Can you help me with my issues? And he goes, Sure, let's start with what you don't like. And I'm like, Doc, we're gonna need more time and probably a snack break.
Weather Woes
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I don't like unpredictable weather. I mean, I've walked out of the house in sunglasses, and by noon, it's a full-blown rainstorm. I'm like, Is Mother Nature pranking me or is she just indecisive?
Social Media Madness
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I don't like social media drama. I log in, and suddenly everyone's a philosopher with an opinion on world affairs. I'm just here trying to figure out if my cat's Instagram account is cooler than mine. Priorities, people!
Gym Dilemmas
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I don't like going to the gym. The treadmill and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to make me run, and I hate every moment of it. I'm pretty sure the treadmill has a secret vendetta against me.
Food Fiascos
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I don't like cooking. I mean, the recipe says 30 minutes, but by the time I find all the ingredients and figure out what 'sauté' means, we're looking at an epic saga. Gordon Ramsay would probably disown me.
Shopping Shenanigans
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I don't like grocery shopping. It's a battlefield out there. I enter the store with a list, and I leave with snacks, a plant I don't need, and a magazine about celebrities I've never heard of. It's like a retail Bermuda Triangle.
Traffic Tales
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I don't like traffic. I'm convinced that traffic lights have secret meetings to conspire against us. They turn red when they see me approaching, and I'm just sitting there, questioning my life choices.
Decision Dilemmas
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I don't like making decisions. Choosing a restaurant turns into a philosophical debate. I'm there contemplating life, the universe, and whether I want pizza or sushi. It's a tough call, okay?
Selective Dislike
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I don't like mornings. You know, the whole waking up early thing? It's just not my style. My alarm clock is basically my arch-nemesis. I'm like, You again? We meet at the crack of dawn once more.
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