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Why did the husband bring a shovel to his wife's birthday party? He wanted to dig himself out of the hole he was in for forgetting her birthday last year!
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Why did the husband bring a map to his wife's birthday party? Because he kept getting lost in her hints about what she wanted!
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Why did the husband bring a ladder to his wife's birthday party? He heard it was going to be an elevated experience!
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Why did the husband give his wife a bell for her birthday? He thought it would help her ring in the changes she wanted to see in him!
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Why did the husband give his wife a pencil for her birthday? Because she wanted to draw a line in the sand about his forgetfulness!
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Why did the husband bring a calendar to his wife's birthday party? Because he wanted to mark the date as the day he remembered her birthday for once!
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Why did the husband wrap his gift in newspaper for his wife's birthday? Because he wanted to make headlines with his amazing present!
Age Apprehension
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My husband's always sensitive about getting older. This year, I got him a mirror with built-in filters. Now, every time he looks in it, he can see himself as the young man he thinks he still is.
Birthday Resolution
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For his birthday, my husband decided to make a resolution: exercise more. So, I hid his TV remote. Now he has to jog to change the channel. It's a win-win.
The Cake Conundrum
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Every year, I try to bake a surprise cake for my husband's birthday. And every year, the smoke alarm becomes his birthday trumpeter. I guess you could say our cakes are fire... literally!
Birthday Blues
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You know, my husband is always excited about his birthday. He's like, It's my special day, pamper me! So, I got him a vacuum cleaner. Happy birthday, now get to work!
Birthday Balloons and Bank Balances
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I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, Surprise me! So, I showed him our bank balance. That was a surprise, alright.
Birthday Breakfast Blunder
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I tried making my husband breakfast in bed for his birthday. But let's just say that fire alarm is now his personal wake-up call. I guess burnt toast wasn't the romantic aroma he was expecting.
Party Planning Predicament
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Planning my husband's birthday party is like organizing a military operation. There's the strategy, the tactics, and someone always ends up wounded (usually my feelings).
The Age-Old Question
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My husband asked me if I thought age was catching up to him. I said, Honey, age isn't catching up. It's playing hide-and-seek, and you're losing.
Birthday Wish vs. Reality
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My husband wished for a surprise on his birthday. So, I hid behind the curtains and yelled, Surprise! His reaction? I was hoping for a new car. Well, I hope he's good at hitchhiking.
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