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My husband’s birthday wish list is like a treasure map. But instead of 'X marks the spot,' it's more like 'X marks the store where you'll find the thing I said I didn't want but totally do.'
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On my husband's birthday, he becomes the king of the house. Not that he isn't every other day, but on his birthday, it's official. It's like a monarchy, and I'm just the jester trying to keep him entertained!
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My husband's birthday cake is like a battleground. He's a chocolate guy, I'm a vanilla gal, and our compromise looks like a delicious treaty with layers of frosting. It's a sweet peace treaty, indeed!
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You know you've been married a while when your husband’s birthday feels more like an anniversary of putting up with each other's quirks. It's less 'happy birthday' and more 'congrats on surviving another year of my terrible puns and your questionable dance moves!'
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You know it's my husband's birthday when the whole house smells like a bakery. I'm not the best baker, but on his birthday, I transform into this culinary wizard. Of course, the smoke alarm joins the celebration, too!
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I swear, on my husband's birthday, he ages in reverse. Suddenly, he's a kid in a candy store, excitedly tearing through the wrapping paper. The man who usually can't find his socks becomes a detective finding hidden presents!
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Gift wrapping for my husband's birthday is an art. I’m like a magician with tape, trying to make it look presentable. By the end, it's less 'wrapping paper' and more 'abstract gift art.'
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My husband's birthday is like a surprise party where he already knows the surprise. I'm there with a gift, trying to act all sneaky like, 'Happy birthday, honey!' But he's just smiling, nodding, and saying, 'Yep, saw that one coming.'
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On my husband's birthday, I become a detective. Not to solve a mystery, but to find where I hid his gifts. It's a real-life game of 'Find the Missing Present,' and sometimes, the hunt lasts longer than the celebration!
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