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The Forgetful Husband
Forgetting a Birthday
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You know your husband's forgetful when on your birthday, he hands you a card and says, 'Honey, I didn't forget your birthday. I just wanted to make it a birth-week so you can enjoy the excitement longer!' Yeah, more like the excitement of being forgotten for seven whole days.
The Technology Challenged
Technology Mishaps in Celebration
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My husband, attempting to be tech-savvy, gifted me a smartwatch for my birthday. But instead of tracking steps, it kept counting how many times I rolled my eyes at his attempts to be 'modern.' Yeah, turns out sarcasm burns more calories than steps.
The Over-the-Top Romantic
Trying Too Hard for Romance
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My husband's idea of romantic surprises includes hiring a violinist to play during our dinner. Last time, the violinist started playing 'Happy Birthday,' but halfway through, my husband jumped up and sang 'Don't Stop Believin'' by Journey. Yeah, romance level: off-key serenades.
The Practical Thinker
Practical Gifts Gone Wrong
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You ever receive such a practical gift it makes you question your existence? My husband gifted me a fire extinguisher for my birthday, with a note saying, 'For emergencies!' Thanks for the reminder that our relationship might spontaneously combust.
The Last-Minute Shopper
Procrastination and Gift Buying
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Ever seen a man panic-shop? My husband, five minutes before my birthday dinner, sprinting through a store, throwing random items into the cart, and yelling, 'This will do!' Yeah, thanks for the emergency candles and a cat toy, dear. Really nailed it.
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