7 Jokes For Horn

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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I tried to make a joke about car horns, but it just didn't sound right.
Why did the bull get a ticket? It was caught on the horns of a dilemma!
I tried to start a horn band, but it fell apart. I guess it just wasn't our forte.
What's a horn's favorite type of music? Anything with a good toot-beat!
I told my friend a joke about horns, but it wasn't very a-moosing.
I asked the horn section of the orchestra if they wanted lunch. They said, 'No, we've already had a good toot!
I told my friend he should start a band with his car. He said it was a good idea but wasn't sure if it could handle the high notes.

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