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A Paranoid Rhino
Believing its horn is a secret government antenna
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This paranoid rhino tried to cover its horn with aluminum foil. I said, "What are you doing?" It replied, "Just protecting my thoughts from government mind-reading satellites!
A Jealous Saxophonist
Wishing the horn in their hand had more magical powers
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My saxophonist friend asked me, "Do you think I could trade my saxophone for a unicorn horn?" I told them, "Sure, if you want to go from playing jazz to casting spells in a forest!
A Frustrated Musician
Having difficulty incorporating a horn section into their band
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I asked the frustrated musician how the search for a good horn player was going. They replied, "It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is a brass instrument, and the haystack is a garage full of guitars.
An Annoyed Unicorn
Trying to blend in with regular horses
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An annoyed unicorn walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve mythical creatures here." The unicorn replies, "Well, that's a little bit horn-discriminatory, don't you think?
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