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Joke Types
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My pet rhino told me a joke, but I couldn't understand it. It was too horn-tooting for me.
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Why did the snail put a red 'S' on his car? So people would say, 'Look at that S-car-go!' when he honked.
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What do you call a musical instrument made from a steer's horn? A moo-sician!
The Honking Horror
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The most terrifying sound in the world? A horn honking just as you're about to parallel park. Suddenly, all your years of geometry feel useless, and you become the star of a three-point turn tragedy.
Horn Etiquette 101
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You ever notice how when someone honks at you, it's the universal sign to forget every driving rule you've ever learned and act like you're in a Fast and Furious movie?
The Horn's Melody
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Ever notice how some car horns sound like they're trying out for a jazz band? I half expect them to start playing a saxophone solo instead of alerting me to move my double-parked jalopy.
Horn vs. Whisper
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You ever notice how some car horns sound like they're whispering? It's like they're politely saying, Excuse me, sir, would you mind moving? No rush.
The Horny Dilemma
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You know, every time I hear a car horn, I can't help but wonder if the car is saying hello or telling someone, Hey, I'm walking here! You'd think by now, with all our technological advancements, they'd have a 'friendly toot' setting.
Horn or Unicorn?
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Horns! They're like the rude unicorns of the road, right? Instead of rainbows and magical fairy dust, they shoot out passive-aggressive honks and judgments.
Horn Therapy
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I think we all need a support group for those traumatized by car horns. Imagine a circle of us, just nodding and saying, I remember my first beep...
Horn Timing
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You know what's more nerve-wracking than a car horn? A car horn at a red light. It's like the vehicle is saying, Come on, buddy! Even the traffic light's embarrassed by your driving.
Horn's Inner Monologue
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I often wonder, if car horns could talk, would they have a personality? Like, some are overly aggressive, some are passive-aggressive, and then there's that one that's just downright sassy.
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