6 Jokes For Horn

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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I accidentally glued my fingers together while fixing my horn. Now I'm feeling a little stuck-up.
What do you call a horn that can predict the future? Clair-toot-ant!
I bought a horn that plays different animal sounds. It's my toot-zoo!
Why did the car bring a trumpet to the party? It wanted to honk in style!
Why did the horn go to therapy? It had too many repressed toots!
Why did the ram bring a pencil to the fight? He wanted to draw some blood with his horns!

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