6 Jokes About Holding Hands

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a hand model. I knead the dough and hold it tight!
What did the left hand say to the right hand during their date? 'You're the one for me!
I told my friend I was ambidextrous. He asked, 'Can you hold hands with yourself?' I said, 'No, but I can give myself a high-five!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept making hand gestures. I guess it was a sign of the times.
I asked my crush if we could hold hands. She said, 'Sure, as long as you don't palm me off to someone else!
Why did the glove break up with the hat? It couldn't handle the relationship – things were getting too knotty!

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