10 Jokes About Holding Hands

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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Holding hands at the movies is a strategic mission. You're trying to be affectionate, but also, you're like, "Please don't sweat. Please don't sweat." It's like an undercover operation.
I've always found it amusing how holding hands can instantly make you forget about that small pebble in your shoe. Suddenly, that minor discomfort is overshadowed by this incredible bond you've got going on.
You know, holding hands is like the universal human charging cable. You're walking around, feeling drained, and suddenly, you lock fingers, and boom! You're back to 100%.
Ever notice how holding hands has this magical power to turn even the most mundane walks into romantic scenes? I mean, you could be heading to the trash bins, but with hand-holding, it's suddenly a fairy tale.
You ever accidentally try to hold hands with a stranger because you're so engrossed in your own thoughts? Awkward! It's like the unplanned handshake's shy cousin.
Have you ever noticed that when kids hold hands, it's like watching two little magnets trying to repel each other? It's cute chaos. One second they're holding, and the next, they're both pointing at something else with their free hands.
Holding hands in winter? That's a whole different sport. Suddenly, your fingers become a human ice-breaking team. "Okay, thumb, you go first. Pinky, you're on backup.
You ever play that game where you pretend to be super casual about holding hands, but inside you're screaming, "Yes! We did it!"? It's like a secret handshake but for couples.
Why is it that when you're trying to hold someone's hand for the first time, it feels like you're defusing a bomb? "Okay, gently, gently, fingers in place... and... success!
Holding hands when you're sweaty is like playing a game of slip and slide. You start off trying to maintain the grip, but it quickly turns into a fun challenge of not letting go or launching someone into a bush.

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