7+ Best One Liners Jokes About holding hands

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My girlfriend asked me why I always hold her left hand. I told her, 'Well, it's not the right one!

Why did the hand go to therapy? It had too many issues holding things together!

Why did the hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!

I tried to impress my date with a magic trick. I said, 'Watch this – I can make your hand disappear!' She replied, 'So can a breakup.

I wanted to be a palm reader, but I couldn't see my future in it. Now I'm just holding out for a good career!

Why did the hand apply for a job? It wanted to get a grip on the working world!

My wife said I never hold her hand in public. I told her it's because I don't want to seem clingy – just handily married!

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