7 Jokes For Hocus

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Updated on: May 09 2025

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Why don't magicians reveal their secrets? Because it's all about keeping the 'hocus' under wraps!
I tried to make my dog disappear with a magic wand. Now I have a 'hocus-paws' situation on my hands!
I tried to write a book about magic, but it disappeared. Turns out, it was just a case of 'hocus papyrus'!
I went to a magic show and the magician asked for a volunteer. I raised my hand, and poof! I disappeared. Turns out, I misunderstood 'hocus focus'!
I told my friend I can make a deck of cards disappear in a single snap. He said, 'That's just 'hocus bluff-us'!
I told my friend I can make my coffee disappear. He said, 'That's just 'hocus roasted'!
I saw a magician turn a piece of bread into a toaster. It was the ultimate 'hocus-toast'!

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