6 Jokes For Hocus

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Updated on: May 09 2025

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What's a wizard's favorite subject in school? 'Hocus-pocus-tory'!

What do you call a magic owl? A 'hocus-pocus-hoot'!

What's a wizard's favorite type of exercise? 'Hocus squats'!

What did the magician say to the naughty playing card? 'You need a little 'hocus discipline'!

I asked the magic mirror if I'm the fairest of them all. It replied, 'Hocus focus, you're the funniest one of all!

What do you call a magician who loses his magic? A 'hocus has-been'!

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